“Mama Trying Not to Raise Assholes” Crewneck

“Mama Trying Not to Raise Assholes” Crewneck

Regular price $29.00 Sale

Soft, slightly oversized crewneck sweatshirt with a cheeky, hand-lettered front graphic that reads a candid line about motherhood. The relaxed classic fit and medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend give it a cozy, lived-in feel — warm enough for cool mornings, breathable for busy afternoons. Subtle ribbed collar and double-needle stitching keep the shape through repeat wear. Embroidery and DTF label options add handcrafted detail and professional finish. Wear it while running carpool, folding laundry, or stealing a quiet cup of coffee — it’s the kind of sweatshirt that feels like a wink from a friend.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitched seams for lasting shape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Safe, certified materials: OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol compliance
- Embroidery placement options and DTF inner neck labels for a polished finish

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean