Adulting Is a Scam Crewneck

This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a playful, lived-in vibe — a faded, retro graphic reading “Adulting is a Scam” sits front and center with distressed textures and a hand-drawn frame. Soft, medium-heavy cotton-poly and a classic fit make it a go-to layering piece for cooler mornings or relaxed nights in. It wears like a favorite old sweater from the first pull-on: comfortable, slightly slouchy, and surprisingly stylish with jeans, leggings, or pajama bottoms. The muted, vintage-inspired print keeps the message cheeky without shouting, so it works for low-key coffee runs, study sessions, or lazy weekends spent avoiding chores.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitched seams
- Tubular, no-side-seam construction for a clean drape
- Embellishment options: embroidery left/center chest or wrists; DTG/DTF printed inner neck labels
- Ethically sourced US cotton, OEKO-TEX certified dyes, meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean