That Sounds Like My Husband's Problem Long Sleeve Tee

Soft, midweight long sleeve with a dry, vintage hand—like an old favorite that’s only just arrived. The clean white tee carries a quietly sarcastic line across the chest in small, typewriter-style text, letting the wearer send a knowing eye-roll without shouting. The tubular knit body and shoulder tape keep the silhouette neat through repeated wear. It sits as a classic, slightly trim fit (runs smaller than usual), so it layers well under jackets or stands alone on cool mornings. Wear it when you want your sense of humor to feel effortless: coffee chats, running errands, low-key brunches, or evenings at home trading stories.

This shirt feels lived-in from the first wear: a little weight, good structure, and a collar that holds its shape. It’s made with attention to waste-reducing construction and compliant materials, so the piece has quiet, practical integrity to match its dry wit.

Product features
- Environmentally-friendly thicker vintage-feel cotton (medium weight, 6.0 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit construction without side seams reduces fabric waste and keeps a clean silhouette.
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability.
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up.
- Color-dependent fiber blends (solid 100% cotton; heather blends include polyester); meets EU REACH requirements.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron